Camera Galleries
Media Player
Photoshops
Lyric Cartoons
Archives
About
Vote Duke Dog
Tom Jones Pants
Garfield Cartoons
My Old Photo Section
  Danwho's Previous Update - click to read
 
   
web   danwho
  New Blog Video Galleries Keyword Index  



Nordiques Nation :: 04.11.2011 @ 10:45 PM
John, Dan, Matt & I went to the The Rock in beautiful Newark, New Jersey on Sunday for the final Devils game of the season. We had table seats, a fact I was unaware of when John told me he had 4 free tickets and I had agreed to go.

I've always seen the table seats on the concourse at the Prudential Center and wanted to sit there as they hold three strategic advantages over your traditional arena seat. First, the four barstool chairs are at a table, which is perfect for holding food and beers, no juggling, balancing or spilling involved...simple enough, pretty obvious. Second, the tables are right on the concourse so beer runs are quick, can be timed when there are no lines and you don't have to ask anyone to stand and let you rub up against them with little shuffley steps. Third, the tables have a little television on them with multiple channels, so we got to watch the Mets lose to the lowly Nationals while also watching the Devils live...for some reason we couldn't get the Masters on the TV though.

table seats - nj devils - ny mets

The game was a good time, the Devils beat the Bruins, we ate well, drank better, and made merry. It started with shots at the Arena Lounge, included Dan Mahoney's impressive take-down of three Gyros, my running into my cousin Jim & his wife Karen, and a sea of rowdy french canadians dressed in blue.

You see this was no ordinary game, the majority of the upper deck was full of supporters of the now-defunct Quebec Nordiques hockey team. The Nordiques moved to Colorado and changed their name to the Avalanche in 1995, leaving Quebec (in Candada no less!) without a hockey team. So, over 1600 fans, mostly french-speaking, who root for a team which doesn't exist anymore travelled ten hours on 32 buses to fill the empty seats at a meaningless Devils game in order to demonstrate to the NHL that Quebec can support a new hockey franchise. A new hockey arena is being built and NordiquesNation.com is organizing fans with aims to fill it with an NHL team when it opens in 2015.

nordique nation - nj devils

And they were great fans too, so energetic and loud, starting the wave, organizing chants, dancing, getting really into it. At the end of the game the throngs of blue made their way to the lower deck and filled the aisles, those up against the glass sprawled flags and banners up so their would be no chance that the NHL league office would be unaware of their presence. Later that night, I drunkenly called in to A Slice of Ice, Ryan Gray's NHL sports-talk radio show, to report on my first hand experience with Nordiques Nation.

One thing I forgot to mention on the show, which we all agreed was very odd though, was in the 3rd period the Nordique fans started chanting a countdown from ten. No one was in the penalty box, and the period had just started with only 3 min and 50 seconds off the clock. The Devils scored a goal just as their countdown reached zero, stopping the clock at exactly 16:00 remaining. So does Nordiques Nation have a thing about reaching 16 minutes left in the game that they count down to it? Or are they able to collectively predict the future of a goal ten seconds in advance? Or does their counting down actually induce goals to be scored? How can a group of friendly canadians with the power to either predict or influence the future not have a hockey team?

Fast forward to the end and I may have puked on the streets of Newark, I tweeted as much, and it sounds familiar. Christ, I tweeted too much, mostly gibberish too, its a filthy habit. I think the story I'm going with is when leaving Brick City Bar & Grill, after chugging the Pommegranate microbrew I'd stupidly ordered at last call even though I had a full beer, I puked quick and nonchalantly almost without losing step. Thats what it feels like, probably 60% accurate, I can sort of recall Matt saying something like "Dan don't do it...oh he's done."

I'm hazy on the probable vomit but its likelihood is enforced by the fact that I later bought three types of mints and some gum. I don't remember too much about the 24hr ShopRite but I did have a bag this morning that contained the breath fresheners, a bunch of candy bars, a huge Red Bull, chicken wings and sushi. I know I ate the sushi last night, because I can recall smearing the wasabi on the rolls with my fingers...yeah gross. All of that likely contributed to my second puke, which I very much remember but would prefer to forget.

When I have a day like yesterday I tend to write it down, because I both really enjoy self-analysis and because it is helpful to write down what I can remember in order to figure out what may be missing. Let's be clear though, I haven't had many days like this lately and based on how I feel today, its easy to recall why.
Search for More: Alcohol, Hockey,
latest from danwho.net:
 
  

 
Camera Galleries
OBX 08/11 Lightshow
OBX 08/10 Lightshow
Hong Kong 03/07
Beijing 03/07
Great Wall 03/07
Video
SNL: Doppleganger
SNL: Matt Dillon Monologue
SNL: Badass Natalie Portman
Colbert Report: Ben Franklin
Mr Show: Shampoo
Everyday Reads
Smithappens
Cannedjam
Gorillamask
3MK Studios
MMHI: Black and Sho
David Wain
Daily Top 10
Favorites
Daveythegnome
Tonypierce
Channel 101
Cracked
FaSide Media
Donald Tetto Photography
The Perry Bible Fellowship
Marmaduke Explained
Michael Showalter
Goosetown
Thefieldtrip
Bichutsky
Homestarrunner
Explodingdog
Adrants
Tuckermax
Silentdevil
Personal Insight
Featured Links
Offline


  Heavy Rotation: Cat Power **** Joanna Newsom **** Damien Rice **** Regina Spektor ****  
  Privacy Policy  
Andy SambergThe OCAbsinthMusicalCandleAmy PoehlerChristmasSNLJMUBoy GeorgeGodAlex RodriguezVirgin SuicidesKeg RaceUrineCartoonThe OCMarilyn MonroeAmy PoehlerEthan SupleeChris ParnellDigital ShortStephen ColbertBill BurrJoe LoTruglioPorkNew OrleansBrunchCircuit CityAsiaFranceAlcoholJMURachel DratchAlcoholThe IncrediblesMatt WalshWalmartRoad TripAlcoholDarrell HammondPoliceOuter BanksBill HaderAlcoholRoad TripPaintingKen MarinoHong KongAmy SedarisBig DaddyChristmasdanwhoJMUStrangers With CandyBaseballNYCMr ShowAlcoholAlcoholLori LaughlinGayChris PittmanInsomniaDuke DogMonologueJMUInventionsDavid CrossDanwhoInjurySNLMichael Ian BlackToilet PaperBasketballAsiaMonologueCarrot TopThe White HouseZimaDivorcePower HourRestaurantRock OperaBen-Wa BallRoxbury HighGiftsHoratio SansPTIChris ParnellSuper TroopersInternational TravelPhoneSNLMSNKevin AllisonWritingPriestWarAlcoholMichael Ian BlackNaming ChildrenFrosted FlakesBeachSmileKristen WiigBabyJohn LennonAlcoholFamilyYahtzeeMuppetsChevy ChaseSNLMatt KeownAmy PoehlerInsomniaBeachDigital ShortPower HourFootballEducationChris ParnellSeth MeyersAlcoholTheatreLabrinthGilligans IslandIpodOBXStephen ColbertSNLJason BatemanYankeesNative AmericanNative AmericanAcademy AwardsJesse JaneMusicalAlcoholSNLAlcoholToiletsLantauArchitectureMonologueHoward SternAndy SambergWest VirginiaAl CaponeAlcoholAmy PoehlerJMUGraduationInternational TravelAmy PoehlerJokeMila KunisKeg RaceSt Patricks DayDane CookWill ForteYankeesFamilyGraduationJeepMovie Review Drunk DrivingFoxCar AccidentSupermanBeardRachel DratchRoad TripJorma TacconeChickensMichael WilbonMichael ShowalterGasMaya RudolphTogaWill ForteConcertLyricsGolfSNLParadeSNLNicholas CageMatt WalshMcDonaldsGo KartsDuke DogLumberjackEgg McMuffinMatt DillonGeneral CusterSNLSNLRick JamesAl SharptonFloridaNyquilJason BatemanDebtUpright Citizens BrigadeAmy PoehlerPhoto EssayAlcoholJim GaffiganDanwhoKerri KenneyThe Daily ShowWilford BrimleyThe Daily ShowNew YearsNRADavid CrossChannel 101Michael Ian BlackFriesIan RobertsMichael J FoxRoad TripDan AkroydStephen ColbertInternational TravelJoe LoTruglioStandupAlcoholCosmoGirlJMUStrangers With CandyAudioplusBlenderStrangers With CandyMatt DamonAsiaInjuryFinesse MitchellThe StateCommercialsKerri KenneyRealityTony KornheiserUpright Citizens BrigadeBagpipesCatholicismGiantsBilly CrystalNew Years EveMustacheLettuceUpright Citizens BrigadeGo KartsNew YearsMichael JacksonSNLDemetri MartinAsiaApril FoolsConan OBrienRoller DerbyDuke DogBirthdayJay JohnstonBob OdenkirkH Jon BenjaminTina FeyJack BlackAlec BaldwinNCAA Final FourJMUPregnancyMusicSNLSleepStacker 2Fred ArmisenRed BullJoe GibbsThe Colbert ReportTravelMichael JacksonWhoshouseThe Lonely IslandJMUJoe LoTruglioTogaJanuaryAlcoholMusic VideoKerri KenneyDispatchStephen ColbertRoxbury HighRoommateMartin Luther King JrAlcoholPig RoastTravelAlec BaldwinMatt BesserHoratio SansJimmy FallonStandupBen GarantSNLLorne MichaelsJMUCheri OteriBig BirdFishSleepless in SeattleSteve CarellJMUJack BlackBugGideon YagoVomit AsiaAlcoholRoad TripAlcoholSNLAndy SambergPetitionMedicareCommercialsJim GaffiganCostume PartyHow ToNY JetsDeathZoloftMatt WalshTom JonesStephen ColbertDavid WellsCharles BarkleyJMUJMUJMUJay JohnstonAlcoholKenan ThompsonWatchRoad TripTim MeadowsThe StateAkiva SchafferPaintingJay JohnstonJMUAsiaBill HaderBaseballJMURoad TripRoad TripJason SudeikisStandupFlaskAkiva SchafferConan ObrienPixarArrested DevelopmentNathaniel HawthorneJesse JacksonMusic VideoAlcoholJMUMatt DamonStellaJadeChinaDave ChappelleBoy GeorgeRadioJourneyRachel DratchSNLMichael Ian BlackFred ArmisenSNLFriendsterVacationDuckSteve MartinMichael Ian BlackStellaHellRoss CoppermanWineMr ShowMike BonteYM MagazineAlcoholBostonJason SudeikisSurgeryAlcoholJMUSNLCollegeJMUPandaFred ArmisenAlcoholStephen ColbertDavid CrossStrangers With CandyBill MurrayJMUWesley WillisMike BonteWilford BrimleyDavid WainWill ForteAsiaAkiva SchafferBikini Oil WrestlingBrazilNYCSNLSNLMichael ShowalterAlcoholAlcoholScrubsAmerican PsychoAlcoholSexPhoto EssayBill HaderBob OdenkirkAlcoholJack BlackYankeesHot PocketsMayoSneakersNadine VelazquezMy Name is EarlKristen WiigFloridaEphedraGunHockeyTravelCover UpShampooDonald TrumpCartoonGrizzly BearBaseballJMUBeckSyphilisMatt BesserWill ForteCollegeESPNLonely IslandDane CookKelly OsbourneSeth MeyersMustacheInternational TravelHong KongSNLMike MyersBlue Man GroupMorristownJMUWineAlcoholCustomsTracy MorganDocumentaryJMUTelemarketerBeijingSNLMichael ShowalterBeachAutumnCatholicismChinaTeethESPNPoliticsRingtoneDavid WainAndy SambergWill ForteMP3DriverCoffeeDanwhoMusic VideoVacationWill ForteDavid CrossUMassStandupInstant GratificationCommunismDanwhoFievelForbidden CityBob OdenkirkAudioplusAkiva SchafferJump RopeMichael WilbonJeepSNLOuter BanksAlcoholChinaAlcoholToothbrushGiant DragBalanceJorma TacconeJoe LoTruglioDigital ShortAlcoholAlcoholMatt KeownAlcoholAndy SambergDuke DogReflectionJMUChristmasNintendoCinco de MayoAlcoholSoftballStandupAlcoholTrialBartenderBeachAmy SedarisNY JetsWilford BrimleyMustacheTravelAlcoholMalcolm XBlenderBest BuyKevin AllisonDigital ShortMusic VideoBuddhaThe Colbert ReportMatt KeownFacebookFred ArmisenPhotographyJMUHong KongFoodStrangers With CandyIan RobertsCartoonDrivingRadioThe StateRoad TripDarrell HammondSt Patricks DayChristmasRacismAndy SambergJMUKristen KreukScrubsCallie ThorneMichael ShowalterSt Patricks DayMcGriddleMichael ShowalterUpright Citizens BrigadeMr ShowAlcoholDavid WainInternational TravelDandelionChandelierMikes Hard LemonadeAshlee SimpsonMatt WalshCostume PartyHong KongSteakChris ParnellFounding FathersDeath Cab for CutieAmy PoehlerStephen ColbertAkiva SchafferStandupMarriageThe StateTrialMatt WalshJMUProfessionalEartha KittNYCParentsDutchDavid WainSeth MeyersUpright Citizens BrigadeHong KongVenerial DiseaseStephen ColbertSelf AnalysisSoftballAmy PoehlerSantaAlcoholWill ForteFoodMatt BesserSt Patricks DayMiceCharityChinaPerfomance ArtThe Colbert ReportBill BurrTrendspottingSNLTracy MorganProfessionalJim GaffiganCompensated EndorsersSNLAsiaBirdsAndy SambergGamblingKafkaRoad TripHoratio SansSNLAsiaAndy SambergThomas LennonStandupJMUJorma TacconeClubAndy SambergPommes FritesLouis CKCostume PartyRoad TripSteve MartinAmy PoehlerOpie and AnthonyJMUSkydivingDick ClarkJMUWhoshouseJason SudeikisJay JohnstonJimmy FallonGodzillaBaseballDispatchRed BullDavid WainTenacious DJimmy FallonOBXSNLMartin HaggertyInsomniaJersey ShoreNatalie PortmanScarlett JohansenBarnPale ForceThe Daily ShowKeg RaceBob OdenkirkRob CorddryAlcoholCollegeAdam ClaytonThe StateConcertSNLMySpaceRoad TripOBXHoratio SansDigital ShortSNLJason LeeRoad TripHoratio SansADDJorma TacconeDebateNina HellmanDavid WainStandupTechnologyWilliam ShatnerCaddyshackOBXHarlemJMUThe Colbert ReportStrangers With CandyBill BurrMike TysonHulk HoganMatt KeownAlcoholHot PocketsAmy PoehlerHuntingBarbarellaMartin HaggertyMustacheDarrell HammondCaddyshackSupermanAlcoholUpright Citizens BrigadeMarx BrosInjuryBoycottCollegeRachel DratchJMUMatt KeownDane CookAdam CorollaVietnamHostingDanwhoKristen WiigOuter BanksAlcoholRoller DerbyAlcoholIan RobertsMartin HaggertyMr ShowJorma TacconeVideo GamesMatt WalshJackie MasonVegetarianAlbert BelleAlcoholRoss CoppermanFred ArmisenRedskinsTom CoughlinNewarkCollegeDanwhoPaper TowelsCatholicismSmirnoff IceNags HeadRichmondColllect CallBlackoutTurkey SubWhoshouseGuinnessInjuryHong KongAndy SambergThe OfficeSNLDriving RangeBob OdenkirkKristen WiigBeachCrashBikini Oil WrestlingAlcoholJack BlackKelly RipaAtlantic CityAlcoholKelly OsbourneFinesse MitchellJMUIrishMichael ShowalterMasturbationCBS Halloween SpecialHunter S ThompsonHotdogsIllnessChristina AguileraAmy SedarisAIMHoratio SansBill HaderStephen ColbertStandupAlcoholJim GaffiganDevilsEmoAlec BaldwinAndy SambergTeen WolfRoad TripTechnologyGuinnessVersaceChris ParnellApplesUpright Citizens BrigadeMichael Ian BlackKerri KenneyJason SudeikisStrangers With CandyPhoto EssayHockeyJason SudeikisThe Price is RightMike TysonMichael Ian BlackPhoto EssayDuck SoupMcDonaldsScarlett JohansenRoad TripUpright Citizens BrigadeChinaPandaJMUBounce HouseMimePete and PeteStellaPinguTravelJewsBrian WilliamsChris ParnellBirthdayUMassInternational TravelBill BurrIan RobertsMatt KeownAsiaInjuryChristmasPhoto EssayFootballJoe LoTruglioBaseballKurt CobainMasturbationMike BonteChickenStorkMatt KeownRob CorddrySprite Akiva SchafferDigital ShortWill FerrellMatt BesserDanwhoThe Perfect StormDanwhoDeathHong KongTrialJMUDanceThe Daily ShowSawDrugsAtlantic CityHoward DeanAlcoholMike TysonCostume PartyThe BlockGayNew Years EveGreat WallAkiva SchafferMarriageThe Colbert ReportTony KornheiserAtkinsAlec BaldwinSeth MeyersInjuryOBXFootballNaming ChildrenArchitectureHong KongMusic VideoJFKFidel CastroDanny GloverKurt CobainSNLRoad TripStandupCandleDuke DogDavid CrossFootballNightmaresAmy PoehlerDuke DogBen FranklinGuinnessAsianSNLFarmFerryStephen ColbertLouis CKBasketballChris ParnellBuffaloLouis CKAutumnStephen ColbertJMURed SoxCarson DalyDavid CrossRon ArtestHuntingNordique NationStellaSNLMonasteryMr ShowPhotoshopPTIWill ForteChris ParnellMark WahlbergWhoshouseDanwhoRacismJMUMichael Ian BlackHotdogsTiger WoodsSwingersApril FoolsRoostersBaseballBeardConcertBob OdenkirkRoad TripLouis CKMorristownFootballRoad TripAmy PoehlerDavid WainSwedish ChefStandupJMURoller DerbyAlcoholRoad TripMustacheSNLAmy PoehlerEbayJMUDavid Lee RothCKYRutgersAlec BaldwinJMUAsiaCostume PartySteve MartinLogoMatt KeownThomas LennonHome MoviesJMUOff RoadBonoZoloftSuicide GirlsFloridaJorma TacconeMichael ShowalterSeth MeyersJMUSNLRoad TripSNLJourneyJohnny KnoxvilleDigital ShortThe Daily ShowMarx BrosChip and Dales Rescue RangersSNLDuck SoupKen MarinoJason SudeikisAlcoholNY JetsSNLSNLMike BonteJenna JamesonMusicBrawnyChris PittmanAndy SambergSNLJorma TacconeBostonDanwhoChris ParnellJMUAlcoholAcademy AwardsSyphilisReligionJMUVirgin SuicidesBirthdaySeth MeyersSt Patricks DayMike KeownAmy PoehlerNags HeadRachel DratchHow ToChris ParnellJMUStephen ColbertFloridaGodzillaLouis CKStandupThe Colbert ReportAtlantic CityTienamen SquareAndy SambergMercedes CommericialFull HouseJMUJMUAlcoholItunesPoliceDocumentaryGoogleRob RiggleWhoshouseAlcoholAlcoholSteakMartin HaggertyJMUWest VirginiaStatue of LibertyNYCSeth MeyersLessonAlcoholJMUThe Colbert ReportPopeFootballRoad TripJason LeeKiteBolognaTiger WoodsToastersJohn John JesseMovie ReviewToupeeLatinoFight ClubElliot NessBikini Oil WrestlingThe OCFearJMUMr ShowFloridaDerek JeterFluffSean PennDavid WainCousinsSheaJersey ShoreMatt BesserAlcoholwtfDanwhoMichael ShowalterJMUAndy SambergJMURicky GervaisStuart Little
8:19 AM