mp.danwho.net -- SNL: Two A-holes Buy a Tree

	SNL: Two A-holes Buy a Tree added: 12/18/2005
Two A-holes: Jason Sudeikis and Kristen Wiig try to buy a Christmas Tree from Jack Black. Also features Finesse Mitchell. You look like a rabbit.
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Also covers Torture with Chris Parnell as John McCain, the remake of King Kong, and Tom Cruise." target="_top">SNL: OReilly Factor - McCain/Barney Frank</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/elderly.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=snl_medicare_drug_train" title="Technology has made the New and Improved Medicare so easy even old people can figure it out. Come on and ride the drug train. Stars Jason Sudeikis." target="_top">SNL: The New Medicare</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/snlhoratiosans.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=snl_abc_anchor_audition" title="Weekend Update presents the ABC World News Tonight Anchor Auditions including: Wolf Blitzer, Jane Pauley, Stan Mather, Stuart Scott, Ty Pennington, and Gene Shallit. Stars: Tina Fey, Chris Parnell, Kristen Wiig, Darrell Hammond, Finesse Mitchell, Seth Myers, Horatio Sans, Amy Poehler and the voice of Will Forte." target="_top">SNL: ABC News Anchor Auditions</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/snlbaldwin.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=snl_baldwin_monologue12" title="Alec Baldwin is now one behind Steve Martin for the most SNL hostings at 12. If you missed his previous 11, this will try to catch you up. After you hit the 5-timer club, you are required to use your monologue to talk about how many times you\'ve hosted. But, Baldwin keeps hosting because he\'s fantastic at it. Even in dull seasons, his episodes are non-stop laughs. " target="_top">SNL: Alec Baldwin's 12th Monologue</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/snlbaldwin.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=snl_brokeback_goldmine" title="Not unlike the upcoming Brokeback Mountain about gay cowboys, Alec Baldwin and Will Forte are gay prospectors." target="_top">SNL: Brokeback Goldmine</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/snlbaldwin.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=snl_married_a_hotdog" title="Alec Baldwin plays Jeremy Connors, a man who loves hotdogs. Loves them so much that someone said: Why don\'t you marry one, and he did...and had half-human/half-hotdog kids." target="_top">SNL: Married to a Hotdog</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/snldanecook.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=snl_danecook_monologue" title="Dane Cook doing a 9 minute stand-up comedy opening monologue on SNL, like Steve Martin in the SNL glory days. " target="_top">SNL: Dane Cook - Monologue</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/snldanecook.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=snl_danecook_sweater" title="Dane Cook wearing an expensive wool turtleneck sweater to impress a girl and flipping out with classic Dane Cook energy. When he jumps on the table, it doesn\'t break, so he jumps on it again. " target="_top">SNL: Dane Cook - Sweater</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/ucb.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=ucb_shutup" title="Being told to shut up is annoying, but being told to shut up more than once is annoying more than once. Stars Matt Walsh, Matt Besser, Ian Roberts and Amy Poehler of the Upright Citizens Brigade." target="_top">UCB: Shut Up</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/ucb.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=ubc_youngblood" title="You thought you wanted to learn was Kung-Fu. What you really want to learn is how to kick ass. Steve Youngblood is Ian Roberts, also stars Matt Besser, Amy Poehler and Matt Walsh from Upright Citizen\'s Brigade. There\'s no such thing as shark rodeo." target="_top">UCB: Steve Youngbloods Kung Fu</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/thestate.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=thestate_antonio" title="Antonio is a foreign exchange student, who falls in love with his teacher. Starring Thomas Lennon and Kerri Kenney. From MTV\'s sketch comedy show The State. A good example of how they tried to use then current music in the sketches to ease the MTV audience into non-video programming." target="_top">Antonio the Foreign Exchange Student</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/camera_featured.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=bonteshow" title="Audio from my drunken on-air phone conversation with Mike Bonte of WACN Outrageous Radio. My colleague Mike Bonte runs a profesh pirate radio program and Kevin, Cindy and I called in from a bar and Mike put me on the air, recorded it and then gave me the audio clip. <a href=http://fasidemedia.com target=_blank style=font-size:10px;>Visit FaSideMedia</a>" target="_top">Danwho on the Mike Bonte Radio Show</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/thestate.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=thestate_hormones" title="Highschool lovers in an empty house getting their hormones all worked up. From MTV\'s 90\'s sketch comedy masterpiece, The State. Stars Joe LoTruglio and Kerri Kenney, with Thomas Lennon, Ken Marino, Michael Showalter, Ben Garant, Todd Holoubek and David Wain as the hormones." target="_top">The State: Hormones</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/thestate.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=state_tapeface" title="College freshman advisors giving a short orientation: No Smoking, Drinking or Mosh Pits. Or you might end up with tape all over your face. From MTV\'s 90\'s sketch comedy show The State. Stars Michael Ian Black, Kerri Kenney, Michael Showalter and David Wain. Tremendous." target="_top">The State: Tape All Over My Face</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/dailyshow.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=dailyshow_gasprices" title="Rob Corddry reports on rising Gas Prices on The Daily Show Despite oil company record profits this quarter, and the highest gas prices in years, gas is still the cheapest liquid you can buy." target="_top">Daily Show: Gas Prices</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/colbert.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=colbert_kenburns" title="Colbert Interviews Documentarian Ken Burns and then makes a documentary about it." target="_top">Ken Burns: An American Interview</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/colbert.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=colbert_charity" title="Is Charity Really Good? The only man worthy to match wits against Stephen Colbert as he debates this issue is Stephen Colbert Green Screen tie and reversed camera angles and one Stephen becomes two." target="_top">Formidable Opponent: Charity?</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/jasonlee.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=snl_stachin" title="A sketch about Mustache afficionados, with the saving grace of including an always giggling Horatio Sans. Horatio comes in the middle, mispronounces his own characters name, realizes his mistake and breaks as always. From SNL 11.14.05 hosted by Jason Lee." target="_top">SNL: Stachin</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/colbert.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=colbert_wilfordbrimley" title="I think the mere mention of Wilford Brimley is hysterical and Stephen Colbert does a great impression. In this short clip from The Colbert Report, Stephen talks to himself as Wilford Brimley calling at 3 in the morning." target="_top">Wilford Brimley Calls Colbert</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/ucb.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=ucb_asspennies" title="Matt Walsh asks his successful older brother, Ian Roberts, how to get the upper hand in his business meeting. From season one of Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Brigade starring Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh and Matt Besser." target="_top">Ass Pennies</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/ucb.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=ucb_inbed" title="Two couples play the Fortune Cookie In Bed game, where you read your fortune and add 'In Bed' to the end. From season one of Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Brigade starring Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh and Matt Besser." target="_top">Fortune Cookies in Bed</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/ucb.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=ucb_bongboy" title="When Captain Lunatic (Matt Walsh) is searching for a lost little girl, he seeks information from Bongboy (Matt Besser) who always shows up at tragedies because he can't decipher reality from television. From season one of Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Brigade starring Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh and Matt Besser." target="_top">Capt. Lunatic vs Bongboy</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/ucb.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=ucb_teamsters" title="Teamsters, Matt Walsh and Matt Besser, put on a puppet theatre presentation for a classroom of children. Oh Pippen...ta Jordan! From season one of Comedy Central's Upright Citizens Brigade starring Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh and Matt Besser." target="_top">Teamsters Puppet Theatre</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/stella.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=stella_thewoods" title="This short is about a day in the woods where the guys meet Paul Rudd and scavange for food. Many of these jokes were reused in lost in the woods episode of their future Comedy Central show. Stella is Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and David Wain, of MTV's The State and Wet Hot American Summer" target="_top">Stella: The Woods</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/stella.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=stella_pizza" title="The guys want some real brooklyn pizza, and end up meeting Nina Hellman and Heidi Neurauter. From the Stella Shorts 1998-2002 DVD. The shorts were shown at Fez in NYC during the Stella stage show." target="_top">Stella: Pizza</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/stella.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=stella_audition" title="The guys go to audition for a band. Also stars Joe Lo Truglio and Scott Sowers. From the Stella Shorts 1998-2002 DVD. This short was actually produced for Random Play a failed VH1 comedy show." target="_top">Stella: Audition</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/colbert.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=colbert_phillips_gravitas" title="Stephen Colbert, who has been referred to as the Stone Phillips of fake news, goes head to head against Phillips in a battle of Gravitas. If you're wondering how they did that so well together, it's because they've done this bit before. My brother told me that when he went to see a charity comedy show, in NYC over the summer, Colbert and Phillips performed this same routine. Colbert, the Emmy and Peabody award winning comedian, wrote for and appeared on both the Daily Show and Strangers With Candy before getting his own fake news anchor job on The Colbert Report." target="_top">Colbert vs Phillips: Gravitas</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/colbert.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=colbert_truthiness" title="Stephen starts with the word of the day: Truthiness, but ends up putting down books for their concentration on facts and lack of heart, touching on a key Bush decision, and lays out some of his ideals for the audience. Stephen Colbert is an Emmy and Peabody award winning writer and comedian, whos past projects include The Daily Show and Strangers With Candy. This is from the first episode of his new fake news anchor gig on Comedy Central's The Colbert Report. " target="_top">The Colbert Report: Truthiness</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/dailyshow.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=dailyshow_whitehousetheseries" title="After the Bush Press Conference with some Iraqi Soldiers turned out to have been pre-written and staged, Rob Corddry discusses the other plot twists and turns of his favorite TV drama, The White House From Comedy Central's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart Monday October 17, 2005" target="_top">The Daily Show: White House the Series</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/strangers.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=strangers_cake" title="When Jerri's teacher, Mr. Knoblett (Stephen Colbert), blackmails her to snitch on a fellow student who is suspected to be mentally challenged, Jerri (Amy Sedaris) and Mr. Jellinek (Paul Dinello) go to the library and check out a book called Retardation: A Celebration. The voice of Wilford Brimley is also played by Stephen Colbert. This is from the first season of Comedy Central's Strangers With Candy." target="_top">Strangers With Candy: Cake</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/strangers.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=strangers_pot" title="When marijuanna use starts effecting Jerri Blank and some of the students at Flatpoint High, the art teacher, Mr. Jellinek (Paul Dinello) talks to his class about the real story on pot. This clip is from the first season of Comedy Central's Strangers with Candy, starring Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello, Greg Hollimon and Amy Sedaris." target="_top">Strangers With Candy: Pot</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/marxbros.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=ducksoup_mirror" title="This is the famous mirror scene from The Marx Brothers' Duck Soup, where Harpo and Chico dress up like Groucho to try to steal the war plans from Freedonia. Groucho catches Harpo dressed as himself but isn't sure that it isn't just his reflection, until Chico appears as well." target="_top">Duck Soup: Mirror</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/marxbros.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=ducksoup_trial" title="This is a scene from the Trial of Chicolini for treason against Freedonia from the Marx Brother's Duck Soup. It is a perfect example of Groucho and Chico's extensive use of puns in their comedy." target="_top">Duck Soup: Trial</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/louisck.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=louisck_hell" title="Louis CK talking about his future damnation in Hell. Video clip is from Louis CK <i>(emmy winning writer for The Chris Rock Show, director of Pootie Tang, and star of HBO's upcoming Lucky Louie)</i> performing standup on HBO's One Night Stand." target="_top">Louis CK: Hell</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/louisck.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=louisck_masturbation" title="Louis CK talking about being a married man and trying to find a place to masturbate. Video clip is from Louis CK <i>(emmy winning writer for The Chris Rock Show, director of Pootie Tang, and star of HBO's upcoming Lucky Louie)</i> performing standup on HBO's One Night Stand." target="_top">Louis CK: Masturbation</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/louisck.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=louisck_kids" title="Louis CK talking about the responsibility of naming your kid Video clip is from Louis CK <i>(emmy winning writer for The Chris Rock Show, director of Pootie Tang, and star of HBO's upcoming Lucky Louie)</i> performing standup on HBO's One Night Stand." target="_top">Louis CK: Naming Kids</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/louisck.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=louisck_hideandseek" title="Louis CK talking about playing hide and seek with his daughter Video clip is from Louis CK <i>(emmy winning writer for The Chris Rock Show, director of Pootie Tang, and star of HBO's upcoming Lucky Louie)</i> performing standup on HBO's One Night Stand." target="_top">Louis CK: Hide and Seek</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/louisck.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=louisck_questions" title="Louis CK talking about attempting to answer your child's endless stream of questions Video clip is from Louis CK <i>(emmy winning writer for The Chris Rock Show, director of Pootie Tang, and star of HBO's upcoming Lucky Louie)</i> performing standup on HBO's One Night Stand." target="_top">Louis CK: Questions</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/strangers.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=strangers_racist" title="When a racist word is spray-painted in the school hallway, Principal Blackman (Greg Hollimon) and Percy Kittens (guest star Tim Meadows) prepare an educational film to help persuade an eye witness to turn in the culprit. This clip is from the first season of Comedy Central's Strangers with Candy, starring Stephen Colbert, Paul Dinello, Greg Hollimon and Amy Sedaris. " target="_top">Strangers With Candy: Racist</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/brushing/title_icon.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=brushing" title="This is the first short we filmed at whoshouse, and was the product of a lazy friday afternoon before we went out. Matt wrote and directed, because he's wildly creative, and i produced, because we were hanging out at my house, and i had plenty of costumes and props. The premise is a little difficult to understand at first, because the key piece of dialogue comes from Abe while he's laying on his back, across the street, and it was windy so the camera mic didn't pick it up that well. The point is that even though both Ben and Phil are picking on Abe, suddenly it turns for no reason and they get into a fight about who's tougher, and Abe suggests that they have a contest to see who could kill the most amount of people in one day, and whoever kills the most by the end of the day wins." target="_top">Brushing My Teeth</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/redscare/title_icon.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=redscare" title="The second short we filmed at the whoshouse studios, The Red Scare was actually a school project that Matt showed to Mr. Wilkens history class. Mr. Wilkens was less than impressed with the historical innacuracies and bawdy humor. It was once again written and directed by Matt Keown, and produced by yours truly. I apologize now for not turning off the date and timestamp on the camera, but I guess I'm a moron. I also apologize for ruining the plot by saying: those people that McCarthy was killing weren't <i><b>McCarthyists</b></i> after all when the line should have read: those people that McCarthy was killing weren't <i><b>Communists</b></i> after all." target="_top">The Red Scare</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/mrshow.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=mrshow_rapist" title="This is a sketch about Larry Kleist, Insurance Salesman/Rapist. It is a parody of the laws that make sex offenders register as such and tell all their neighbors of their past when they move into a new area. The sketch is from the fourth and final season of HBO's Mr. Show with Bob and David. Stars Bob Odenkirk and Jay Johnston. Narrated by David Cross." target="_top">Mr Show: Rapist</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/stella.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=stella_rakingleaves" title="In this short Bradley Cooper pays the guys to rake his leaves. Also stars Michael Ian Black's Ed co-star Julie Bowen. From the Stella Shorts 1998-2002 DVD that were shown during the Stella stage show at Fez in NYC. Stella is Michael Ian Black, Michael Showalter and David Wain of MTV's The State and Wet Hot American Summer." target="_top">Stella: Raking Leaves</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/sporting/title_icon.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=worldsgreatestsportingevents" title="This was the third short we filmed at my house/production-studio during junior year of highschool. Written and Directed by Matt Keown, The World's Greatest Sporting Events was the raunchiest most profane script we've done. And I had the honor of being the mouthpiece for Matt's fountain of filth. Whenever we would screen our shorts for friends, I would be both proud and extremely embarassed during this one. Proud because we went there, balls to the wall, and embarassed because i hump everything in sight and end up naked in my neighbor's yard. Oh and that haircut I'm sporting, was the result of cutting my own hair, I wore it that way for a month or so. I look like one of those vegetables Mario had to pull out of the ground in Super Mario 2 for NES." target="_top">The Worlds Greatest Sporting Events</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/mrshow.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=mrshow_pallies" title="This clip is is a parody of Goodfellas as it would appear edited for network tv. The sketch is from the fourth and final season of HBO's Mr. Show with Bob and David. Stars Bob Odenkirk, David Cross, Jay Johnston and Paul F. Tompkins. Mother Father Chinese Dentist." target="_top">Mr Show: Pallies</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/tracy/title_icon.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=onearmedtracy" title="This is the fourth short film we made at my house during my junior year in highschool. Matt wrote and directed and I produced. It was a work in progress for a while, we would screen it with our other films for friends over the course of that year and slowly add to it, however it was never completed. One major reason One Armed Tracy was never completed was because the star, Marc Grossman, had double practices for soccer at the end of the summer and would do his best to come over afterwards to film, despite being dead-tired, which made him hate us a little and hate filming a lot. At that point, it wasn't fun for him anymore and despite failed attempts to change his mind, he became against the whole idea of shooting ever again." target="_top">One Armed Tracy</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/dw21.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=dw_21" title="This is a video Smitty took after I had drunkenly wandered off from my 21st birthday pub crawl, and hopped a fence into a playground injuring my shoulder to the point I couldn't move it. I hid in a little playground house and called my friends who eventually found me. When they did I was drunk and whining in pain, and smitty took video, but it was so dark that only the audio was salvageable." target="_top">Danwhos 21st Bday Aftermath Audio</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/randomchance.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=randomchanceroadtrip" title="Me and James needed to kill an afternoon, so we flipped a coin 25 times, heads was for right and tails for left. And then we went for a drive, turning according to our random chance directions at stoplights or T-intersections. This is the video slideshow of that trip, which took us through 2 states over 4 hours." target="_top">Random Chance Roadtrip</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/mrshow.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=mrshow_everest" title="The video clip is a sketch about Thomas, played by Jay Johnston, coming home from conquering Mount Everest and telling the story. The sketch comes from a real-life story from Jay Johnston's life, concerning his drunk cousin telling a story after going to a Chicago Cubs game. This is a sketch from the fourth and final season of HBO's Mr. Show with Bob and David. Also stars Bob Odenkirk, David Cross and Jill Talley." target="_top">Mr Show: The Story of Everest</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/dailyshow.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=dailyshow_pope" title="This clip is from the Daily Show with Jon Stewart, and it's about Pope Benedict XVI, and a bit of his past. Now, they say that the majority of my generation is getting their news from the Daily Show, which isn't really very comforting. However, it is a fine comedy program and I'm a big fan, and it does present an overview of what's happening in real news, in easy to swallow nuggets." target="_top">The Daily Show: Pope Benedict XVI</a></TD></TR><TR valign="middle"><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/ttandmario.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=TT_Mario" title="Best of TT and Mario Video from SNL 2.12.05 hosted by Jason Bateman The skit is a parody of an infomercial for a love song cd compilation and features Bateman manhandling Amy Poehler, who by the way is the wife of Will Arnett, who plays GOB from Arrested Development, while Kenan Thompson and Maya Rudolph sing love songs with lyrics like "let me put it in a little bit/just the tip"" target="_top">SNL: Best of TT and Mario</a></TD><TD align="left" style="margin-left:5px;"><IMG src="http://danwho.net/mp/thestate.jpg" border="0" height="25"></TD><TD align="left" class="thumb_box"><a href="index.php?id=state_barnfolk" title="This is a skit about the phrase: 'Were you Raised in a Barn?' from MTV's early 90's sketch comedy show, The State, which is one of my favorite programs of all time. 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