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casting judgement down from the moutain
03.30.2004: Blog
I really don't like Johnny Knoxville.

watch in horror as I go all LiveJournal on you
03.29.2004: Blog
A happy bloggy livejournally type post because I was bored and wanted to talk about feelings.

so galikinookis is not the butler?
03.29.2004: Blog
Watching Pingu the frenchish claymation penguin, I had a laughing fit reminiscent of Super Troopers watching Afghanistanimation

The Best Deceptions
03.28.2004: Blog
In the height of the Atkins diet craze, Helmanns Mayo was advertising their lack of carbs as if mayo was healthy

TJPdc
03.26.2004: Blog
As a joke of a fansite I made TomJonesPants.com because TJ is the man and he wears tight pants.

floggin daniel patrick
03.18.2004: Blog
St Pattys 2004 was a full day of drinking and getting kicked out of class

daniel patrick's day
03.17.2004: Blog
I'm a little irish and my middle name is patrick

creating the noise that seems to fascinate
03.16.2004: Blog
YM magazine changed what YM stood for and I couldn't recall what it used to stand for

everyone's watching, for animals crossing
03.16.2004: Blog
I flipped off a cop driving home from JMU

Spring Break Non-traffic
03.04.2004: Blog
Happy Spring Break 04 filler

piss test
03.03.2004: Blog
Now it's possible to be just a little bit pregnant! And other sdvancements in Pregnancy Tests!

No shirt, no shoes, no dice
03.02.2004: Blog
The 2004 Academy Awards Recap

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