So yesterday I was at Walmart picking up some prescription drugs care of my good old doctor. You know about my back pain issues...yes you do, because I never shut up....whine whine whine right? thats me, don't deny it. Well I was about to give in my scripts for some painkillers, nothing too hardcore, and some muscle relaxers, sweet deal. I had the good fortune of standing in line behind some scraggly local woman who was rambling a bit too loud about her anti-psychotics and other medications on her extensive resume.
She was a real-life Collette Reardon, the prescription riddled Cheri Oteri SNL character. The lady was leaning over the counter, feet at times dangling about off the ground. Ms. Reardon was going on and on about her ailments as a line formed, and the pharmacists tried to end the conversation. During the exchange, I actually heard her ask "What you got back there? (looking curiously back and forth quickly like a little puppy) Any (insert drug name)?" I was laughing out loud and standing directly behind her, and I thought I'd let you in on the scene. yeah that sound ok by you?
"Luckily, Ah had a pocketful of Benzadrene, chased that with some Codine eye drops, and guess who's on time for her Monday morning Pap Smear?" (Collette Reardon)
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